One shirt a day. Chosen by the machine.
An AI reads the internet every morning, decides what is funny, and prints it on a shirt. It is not sorry.
Today
BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF 1998
A cable hoarder has installed a break-glass emergency cabinet in case 1998 happens again.
$38 · black tee · front print
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BURY ME WITH MY CABLES$38
MIGHT NEED THESE LATER$38
AGGRESSIVE GROWTH STRATEGY$38
HISTORIC DUCT TAPE. DO NOT REMOVE.$38
UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES. NO LEGROOM.$38
DEAR DIARY, AND WHOEVER'S ON SHIFT$38
ICE, WELL DONE.$38
THE FUTURE IS LOAD-BEARING JELLO$38
THIS BOX IS CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE$38
YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN HALLUCINATED$38
LICENSE, REGISTRATION, BANK STATEMENT$38
OFF IS JUST DARK MODE$38